Crank Report

The Alexander Brother’s Consensual Mirage: Exposing the Flaws in Juda Engelmayer’s Crisis Management

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Scales of justice over cityscape

Publicist Juda Engelmayer is crisis manager for the Alexander brothers. As their trial comes up, Engelmayer’s attempt to whitewash the charges are a little weak, not to mention an insult to women everywhere. His repeated assertion that the federal case against Oren, Alon, and Tal Alexander is nothing more than the retroactive criminalization of “consensual adult relationships” is not just misleading, it’s a deliberate distortion of what’s really at stake.

The Sandusky Trial: Fact-Checking Frank Parlato

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Pedo bear being escorted by police

The criminal prosecution of Jerry Sandusky, concluded in June 2012, remains one of the most high-profile instances of serial child sexual abuse in the history of American collegiate athletics. Sandusky was convicted on 45 counts relating to the abuse of ten victims over fifteen years, resulting in a sentence of 30 to 60 years. While the judicial record is extensive, a sustained effort to undermine it has been spearheaded by Frank Parlato

The Poisoned Pen: The Secret Smear Campaign Against Danesh Noshirvan

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Richard Luthmann wants you to think he is a crusading journalist, but he is actually just a mercenary with a mortgage. Court discovery has finally confirmed what everyone already suspected: Luthmann and his associate Frank Parlato were paid to harass Danesh Noshirvan. This wasn’t a search for the truth. It was a paid hit job.

The Omaha Oracle’s Hall of Mirrors: Cortney Kotzian’s Paid Smear Campaign and the March Reckoning

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Cortney Kotzian in floral dress under spotlight

Cortney Kotzian, the “Omaha Oracle,” built a following on the back of a terrifying stalking story. There is just one problem: the stalker was her. After Danesh exposed her for using sock-puppet accounts to harass herself, Kotzian pivoted from “victim” to “vandal,” launching a desperate smear campaign to save her brand before her March court … Read more

The Luthmann Obsession: Why James McGibney and Danesh Noshirvan are the Felon’s Forever Targets

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Richard Luthmann is a disbarred felon who spends his days obsessing over men with actual careers. His latest homophobic screed isn’t just an attack on Danesh Noshirvan; it is another chapter in his long-running, failed vendetta against James McGibney. When Luthmann can’t win in court, he resorts to the only tool he has left: high-school-level insults and bizarre sexual fixations.

The Luthmann Meltdown: Why Richard Luthmann’s Attack on TikTok Lawyers is Total Fiction

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Richard Luthmann is a disbarred felon who thinks your memory is as short as his criminal record is long. His latest hit piece on Substack isn’t journalism. It is a desperate work of fiction designed to smear legitimate legal professionals while he hides behind a keyboard.